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German Caught Having Sex With Doll

By: AnonymousPublished: 10/08/2004
 
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BERLIN - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away.

Police in Stuttgart say the 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early on Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police.

"It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman.

Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

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    Seperation should have been easy (0 replies)
    started by hannes
    (10.12.2004 1:04:39 PM EST)

    Just use a needle. :-)

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    started by tjshere
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    "Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner."

    Let this be a lesson to you. Honey might make her taste better, but it's a lousy lubricant.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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