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German Pensioner Duped By Naked Invitation
By: Anonymous
Published: 01/31/2005
An 81-year-old German dropped his trousers and lost his wallet when two young women asked him to join them in a nude photo shoot but fled with his belongings as he stripped, police say.
"After the pensioner had removed his trousers in eager anticipation, the women left in a hurry," taking the man's wallet with about 250 euros in cash, police in the western city of Wiesbaden said in a statement on Monday.
that just proves
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started by
donutncoffee
(01.31.2005 2:36:53 PM EST)
that not all people get wiser as they get older
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