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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind."
— Jed Babbin, former Deputy Undersecretary of Defense
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#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
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... is so fat, She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
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Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
A. You can drop her off anywhere.
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 Man Leaves Wife At Petrol Station For 6 Hours | | By: Anonymous | Published: 08/24/2005 | | |  |
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ROME - A Macedonian man forgot his wife at an Italian service station and only realised he had driven off without her six hours later, news agency Ansa said.
The couple, who were travelling with their four-year-old daughter, pulled over for petrol in the coastal city of Pesaro as they were heading back to their home to Germany.
After filling the tank, the husband drove away, without noticing that his 30-year-old wife, originally from Georgia, had got out of the car to go to the lavatory.
The woman, who had no money or documents with her, contacted the police who eventually traced her husband to Milan, some 340km north of Pesaro, Ansa said.
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