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Police Accidentally Shock Nude Man In Genitals With Taser

By: tjsherePublished: 11/28/2005
 
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FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. -- Police in Florida say a man who was accidentally shocked in his private parts by a Taser gun is behind bars.

Jeremy Miljour is charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.

Police said he was found naked, breaking windows and accosting women. When he didn't stop as ordered by arriving deputies, he was shot with a Taser gun.

Cpl. Matt Chitwood said one of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour in a tender area and got stuck. He said officers are taught to aim for the torso, but that it was difficult to aim because Miljour was moving.

Miljour was taken to the hospital and then to jail.

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    You'll never convince me (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.28.2005 11:07:22 AM EST)


    That the cops didn't hit exactly what they were aiming at.

    And might I add, BRAVO to the cops!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Did they (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (11.28.2005 8:56:16 AM EST)


    have to give him mouth to mouth?

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    uhmm, wow (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (11.28.2005 6:40:08 AM EST)

    wow.....................w

    Hooray! (0 replies)  
    started by j9nh
    (11.28.2005 6:06:45 AM EST)

    If any of the women he "accosted" had been holding the taser gun, they would have been aiming for his go-nads!

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