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A Sioux Falls man is charged with indecent exposure after being found partially unclothed and lying on the floor with a female mannequin in the Washington Pavilion.
Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, 708 N. Dakota Ave., was discovered by a Pavilion security officer at 4:35 p.m. Monday in the Washington High School Alumni Room, police said.
The guard observed Plentyhorse with his pants and underclothing down and lying next to the half-naked female mannequin, a police report states.
“There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That’s the only way I know how to put it,” Sioux Falls police officer Loren McManus said.
Security staff at the Pavilion say they have noticed the same mannequin has previously been found undressed on several occasions, McManus said.
If he had a drill with him at the time he was busted.
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(11.27.2005 1:12:45 AM EST)
wow, i thought this was sad till the part at the end where it said the mannequin was found a few times before like this....sad bastard
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