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TORONTO - The Canadian province of Ontario plans to review a court decision that acquitted a man of sexual assault charges because he suffers from "sexsomnia" and was asleep at the time of the incident.
Jan Luedecke, 33, was acquitted of sexual assault charges on Tuesday because he said he was asleep during the attack.
A sleep expert testified that Luedecke suffers from a disorder that causes sexsomnia -- involuntary sexual behavior during sleep -- which he had experienced before.
The court heard that Luedecke and the female victim met at a party. She testified she fell asleep and woke up to find Luedecke having sex with her. She pushed him away and called the police.
Luedecke confessed to police after he discovered was still wearing a condom and realized he had had sex.
Canadian media reported that the victim left the courtroom in tears when the verdict was read, and said she would take the case to the highest court possible.
yet another reason for TJ and Harry not to bunk together
interesting...
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started by
suicideking
(12.06.2005 10:23:54 PM EST)
so what if somebody had stabbysomnia? like me? when I'm sleeping there's no telling who I'll stab stab stab, but that doesn't make me guilty, does it? guilty of being TIRED maybe, but I mean come on, give a guy a break. my nipples just squirted motor oil, for christ's sakes!
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(12.06.2005 1:03:31 PM EST)
well, he's Canadian, what more can you say. :)
Just joking my goofball brothers to the north.
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