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SAN FRANCISCO - The US patent office has reversed position and approved a request to let a lesbian San Francisco motorcycle club trademark the name "Dykes on Bikes," the office confirmed.
"The original reaction of the examiner was to reject it because he considered the term (dykes) disparaging," Brigid Quinn of the US patent office told AFP.
"The applicant got lots of evidence, from everyone from lawyers to academics, that the term wasn't considered disparaging in the lesbian community."
Dykes on Bikes has led every Gay Pride Parade in San Francisco since the first procession some 30 years ago.
The macho motorcycle riders often sport leather chaps, vests and caps while cavorting on their mean machines. Female passengers are known to ride topless, proudly showing off tattoos or piercings.
Perhaps the parade will feature gay men riding cows.
They can call themselves queers on steers.
uhmm
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leadj
(12.10.2005 3:12:05 AM EST)
i once owned a movie called Dykes on Bikes.....it was an educational movie...yeah
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