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Man Fakes Retardation To Fondle Women

By: leadjPublished: 01/31/2006
 
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His female caretakers thought they were caring for a handicapped adult, but William Mucklow was really a financial analyst.

His nurses say he had a scheming mind and a penchant for Pampers. More than 20 women allege Mucklow behaved like a baby and asked them to change his diapers.

Debbie McKemy/Alleged Victim: "He came to the door in a green onesy with a diaper full and a binky in his mouth. He acted like a 3-year-old child."

Court documents allege William Mucklow pretended to be his own mother on phone interviews arranging for health care workers to come to his home.

Sheila Anderson/Private Investigator: "He kept trying to raise up my shirt and I had to change his dirty diaper. I really believed he was a child."

But the truth was Mucklow worked as a financial adviser.

Mucklow is charged with two counts of battery, fraudlent schemes and false pretenses. If convicted he could face up to 4 years in prison.

His bench trial will take place in February.

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    started by tjshere
    (01.31.2006 10:33:05 AM EST)


    I get that this guy is a conniving freak. What I don't get is why a private investigator would be changing his diapers.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Damn it! (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (01.31.2006 5:52:30 AM EST)

    The site locked up again and I submitted twice ... sorry!

    Now let me get this (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (01.31.2006 5:51:49 AM EST)

    straight ... this guy actually crapped in a diaper and pretended to be a baby so he might get the chance to fondle a nurse trying to change his diaper? What a weirdo ... put him in jail ... this pervert would make a great bitch!

    Now let me get this (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (01.31.2006 5:51:20 AM EST)

    straight ... this guy actually crapped in a diaper and pretended to be a baby so he might get the chance to fondle a nurse trying to change his diaper? What a weirdo ... put him in jail ... this pervert would make a great bitch!

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (01.31.2006 0:14:05 AM EST)

    change me!

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