Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"-Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
— Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#130 Koalas and humans are the only animals with unique fingerprints.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so dirty she has to creep up on bath water.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?
A: So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
 
 


Counterfeiters Clog Toilet, Have To Use Shopping Bags For A Week

By: leadjPublished: 01/09/2006
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

PUEBLO, Colo. - Two people suspected of counterfeiting money spent at least a week relieving themselves in plastic shopping bags, because the plumbing stopped working in their apartment when they flushed wads of suspected fake cash down the toilet, authorities said.

Selina Jean Valdez, 28, was arrested Thursday on a warrant for forgery, possession of forgery instruments and criminal mischief. Her suspected partner Daniel Marquez, 41, is wanted on the same charges.

The two are suspected of running a low-tech counterfeiting operation, using a combination printer-scanner-copier and a personal computer to make fake $50 and $100 bills, detectives said.

Investigators said they think Marquez and Valdez flushed wads of the counterfeit money down the toilet on Dec. 26 when detectives tried to question the two suspects. The rental duplex where Valdez and Marquez were staying was discovered flooded with sewage Thursday when police executed a search warrant.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Mafia Money
  • Money Talks
  • Insurance money
  • Money in the Bank
  • Counterfeit Underwear Scheme Goes Bottom Up
  • Give Me All Your Money and 10 Gallons of Ethyl
  • Cameron Diaz Money Shot
  • Mo Money
  • Money Bags
  • The Money Machine
  • Money Back Guarantee
  • Double Your Money Back
  • Underwater Money Shot
  • Money Box
  • Give Me Money
  • How To Get A Woman To Save Money
  • Elizabeth Hurley's Money Shot
  • Volume Pills For That All Important Money Shot
  • You Wanna Bet?
  • The little old lady and the bet

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    I love laughing (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.09.2006 2:07:21 AM EST)


    At people that are even dumber than I am. Counterfeiting with a PC and an all-in-one??? Can you imagine how lame the bills must have looked? LMAO!

    Oh, and I'm glad to hear they were using plastic shopping bags and not paper. At least you can tie a knot in the top of them.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (01.09.2006 0:10:52 AM EST)

    sucks to be them

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    S.t. Patrick's Day Drug Bust
    On St. Patrick's Day, Ohio cops seized crack ...
    05.10.2008

    Man Convicted Of Sending Penis Photo By Phone
    BERLIN- A 21-year-old German man has been convicted ...
    04.18.2008

    Toe-licking Robber Gets Probation
    MINNEAPOLIS - A man who robbed a woman of her keys ...
    04.09.2008

    You Think You Got A Painful Job?
    If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job ...
    04.08.2008

    Rate This!

    4.08 Goofballs of 5
    12 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Montana State Trooper
    Some drunks get all the good stories! ...
    05.03.2007

    Hey Buddy, Are You Stoned?
    OCTOBER 11--The mother of a two-year-old Wisconsin ...
    04.26.2007

    Top 10 April Fool's Pranks
    From television revealing that spaghetti grows on trees to advertisements for the left-handed burger, the tradition of April Fool's Day stories in the media has a weird and wonderful history.
    04.01.2007

    Robbing The Cradle On Credit (Old Lady Really Gets It)
    An 84-year-old woman who confessed to having sex with an 11-year-old boy in her foster care reached a deal with prosecutors and pleaded ...
    03.17.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Hair-Raising Beethoven Piece
    Beethoven composed many enduring symphonies, but now ...
    05.15.2006

    This Explains A Lot
    More than 60 percent of Britons use items such as screwdrivers, scissors and earrings to remove food from between their teeth, according to a survey published Friday.
    05.13.2006

    Model's Blonde Moment
    A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an exit door for a toilet door ...
    05.12.2006

    Foot Fetish Freak Finally Caught
    A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years ...
    05.11.2006

    Lookie Here!
    UFOs, JFK and Elvis

    Goofball Facts
     
    Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.