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Hiccups Lead To Two Deaths

By: leadjPublished: 04/19/2006
 
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BOGOTA, Colombia - A Colombian man accidentally shot his nephew to death while trying to cure his hiccups by pointing a revolver at him to scare him, police in the Caribbean port city of Barranquilla said on Tuesday.

After shooting 21-year-old university student David Galvan in the neck, his uncle, Rafael Vargas, 35, was so distraught he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide, police said.

The incident took place while the two were having drinks with neighbors.

Galvan started to hiccup and Vargas, who works as a security guard, said he would use the home remedy for hiccups of scaring him. He pulled out his gun, pointed it at Galvan and it accidentally went off, witnesses told local television.

"They were drinking but they were aware of what was going on," one witness said.

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    that (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.20.2006 9:23:15 PM EST)

    has to suck

    A security guard? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.19.2006 12:23:05 PM EST)


    Then I don't find this too surprising. Most security guards are total losers, but they wear a uniform and a badge so they think that makes them Dirty Harry. I can't even imagine giving one of those IQ-challenged dorks a weapon.

    Oh no! I'm a bigoted, moronic neanderthal again!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (04.19.2006 0:16:40 AM EST)

    death by hiccup

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