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Nine Oldsters Booted For Attempting Orgy

By: luvly1Published: 03/18/2006
 
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The "nude geezer gala" group of Luv "hungry codgers" was reported about in our local paper. Although as a reporter, I'm not supposed to mention full names, I will say that the names start with...
1)CG - "briefs are for men who do it briefly" 2)Lingle -"feel the freedom" 3)OBX- "wanna see my nine iron?" 4)TJ (the purported organizer) 5)BDson-"what a luvly occasion" 6)Jackel- "me Jackel with nothing to Hyde" 7)Cons - "wanna see my gear cables?" 8)Obi - "the force is always with me" 9)Grand Patron (missing since event, but left cute cocktail umbrellas behind)

Nine Oldsters Booted For Attempting Orgy

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    hell (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.21.2006 9:10:38 PM EST)

    if they still have in them then more power to them..

    And Roger, obviously, (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (03.20.2006 9:47:49 AM EST)

    sheepishly missed it.

    Lost in the 50's.....

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (03.20.2006 6:11:59 AM EST)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    OLD PEOPLE ARE FUNNY!

    Hehehehehe (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.18.2006 1:53:07 PM EST)


    This story keeps popping up every now and again. The location is always different, the names change, but it's always 9 old fogies having an orgy. *shudder*

    Nice job putting a new spin on it, Luvly.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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