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By: luvly1Published: 05/31/2006
 
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A man was charged with burglary and criminal mischief after he allegedly broke into a funeral home and fell asleep in a coffin.

Joel Fish, 20, of Queensbury, was arrested after he was discovered at the O'Leary Funeral Home in Canton, 127 miles north of Syracuse.

Debra White, wife of the home's funeral director Joe White, said she noticed a broken window and open door to the casket display room when she awoke at 6:30 a.m. Inside, she saw a boot and pair of pants on the floor and a pair of knees sticking out of a stainless steel coffin.

Fish, who police said was intoxicated, was treated at Canton-Potsdam hospital for cuts. He was arraigned and released to return to court at a later date.

The funeral home estimates the damage from the burglary, mostly to the coffin, at $4,000.

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    I'm (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.31.2006 9:19:34 PM EST)

    sure who ever buys the coffin wont mind if it was slept in

    How in the hell (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.31.2006 3:36:19 AM EST)


    Can you do $4000 worth of damages to a coffin by laying in it? Isn't that what it's designed for?

    I suppose now they'll have to bury it.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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