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Flatulence Forces Plane To Land

By: sy993588Published: 12/06/2006
 
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. - It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.

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    Guess it's the (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (12.07.2006 2:40:28 PM EST)

    Greydog from Nashville to Dallas - I could drive it in about 10 or 11 hours but the dog will probably take 20+ with a couple of transfers just for good measure!

    Come on baby light my fire.....

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    started by tjshere
    (12.07.2006 6:13:44 AM EST)


    Her sense of smell is still intact.

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    started by malcom
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    may I suggest taking the subway.

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