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"I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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"Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listento on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was..."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.
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so ugly she puts on her makeup in the dark!
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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 Cop Smacked With Colostomy Bag | | By: tjshere | Published: 02/26/2007 | | |  |
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In an assault that has prosecutors frantically researching the definition of 'blunt instrument', a police officer in Milwaukee was attacked with a colostomy bag on Tuesday.
Colostomy bags, for those not familiar with medical paraphernalia, are bags used to collect the fecal matter that leaves the body after a colostomy operation, which involves routing the colon through a hole in the abdomen so that the recipient can defecate out of a hole in their stomach.
The alleged assault with a smelly weapon, occurred when the officer was responding to a report of truancy in the Grand Avenue Mall on Tuesday afternoon. The officer found the teenager in question, and asked for his name and age. The surly teen wouldn't answer.
While the officer continued to question him, the teenager became more and more disruptive and in the end, the kid decided that the wisest course of action would be to throw his colostomy bag at the officer.
It has been confirmed that the bag did indeed contain bodily waste at the time.
A spokeswoman for the Milwaukee police said that they were treating the poo-flinging incident as 'injury to an officer', because of the possible harm that could result from fecal contamination. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
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