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'If We Meet Face To Face, You Shoot First...'

By: PhantomPublished: 08/17/1999
 
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LIMA (Reuters) -
Oscar Ramirez Martinez, a retired army general, cannot recall his son's birthday. He has not one photo. What he does remember are the last words he spoke years ago to his wayward child, now the leader of Peru's notorious Shining Path rebels.

"If we meet face to face, you shoot first because I would not want to kill you,'' Ramirez Martinez said. He recounted the bitter argument at that meeting in 1975, before his son went into hiding to join Latin America's most violent rebel group.

Two decades on, his son, Oscar Ramirez Durand, alias ''Feliciano,'' is a household name in Peru -- the die-hard leader of the Maoist rebels who have fought a 19-year war against the government in which more than 30,000 people have died.

While the guerrilla's father pursued a successful military career, becoming a top army general in the 1980s, he never again heard from his son, who has never been spotted in public and persistently eluded capture.

"As a son he is spiritually dead for me,'' he told Reuters in an interview at his small apartment in Lima.

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