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Interesting Way to Beat the Watering Ban

By: DirkSteelePublished: 09/09/1999
 
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Maybe he should just put in astroturf

Atlantic City, New Jersey (Reuters): Despite weeks of drought and mandatory water restrictions in New Jersey, Frank Rudisill has a nice green law outside his house. And no one can take it away from him, not even the police.

That is because the lush green color on his lawn in Galloway Township, New Jersey, is not the result of illegal watering. It is the result of green dye.

Rudisill, saying he was tired of watching his lawn wither in the drought that has gripped the northeastern United States and turned many lawns an unsightly brown, used the same dye that makes the playing fields of the National Football League look so good on television.

"I admit it. People think I'm crazy," Rudisill, a certified financial planner, said Tuesday. "But I spend a lot of time out there. I can't handle looking out the window and thinking, 'My God, it looks terrible."'

At first, his neighbors suspected he was violating the state's watering restrictions, which prohibit the watering of lawns, much to the chagrin of many homeowners.

One woman left a nasty note in his mailbox, he said. A man walking his dog kept walking when Rudisill said hello, he added.

But he insists he has done nothing wrong by using the dye called Lesco Green -- excessive, maybe, considering the dye's $43-a-gallon (3.8 liters) prince tag, but not wrong.

"There's an aspect of ego here," he said. "I know it's kind of neurotic ... and yeah, I'm competitive."

Rudisill uses a regular gardener's pump sprayer to touch up brown patches until they are the same tone as the rest of the grass. Like hair dye, it has to be reapplied when the roots start showing.

A local company that sells the dye said only a few customers have come in for it since the drought began.

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