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To You It´s Pig Waste - To Me It´s Clean, Clear Water

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/14/2000
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DENMARK - In the spirit of an environmentally safe new century, a Danish firm is marketing a revolutionary new bio plant which can convert stinking pig slurry into water, gas and manure, saving farms from pollution problems and storage costs, the national Ritzau agency reported. Our system filters and refines usable elements in pig slurry, changing the excreta into water, gas energy and fertilizer manure, managing director Poul Ejnar Rasmussen of Bioscan, the firm manufacturing the slurry separator system said. Bioscan´s slurry plant is currently undergoing tests in central Denmark, tapping excreta from some 20,000 pigs, providing energy to a local electricity works and heating to five farms, manure and water of drinking quality.

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