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Japanese Boy Writes Apology In Blood For Dozing In Class

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/28/2004
 
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A Japanese teenager was forced by his teacher to write an apology in blood after dozing in the classroom, the school's principal said yesterday.

The teacher later went to high school principal Hiroaki Dan and confessed what he had done, Dan said.

The teacher had apologised to the 17-year-old boy and his parents, Dan said, confirming a local media report of the incident, which happened last Thursday.

He said the boy was taken to the staff room of the school in Fukuoka City, southern Japan, after being caught asleep during a lesson. The 40-year-old male teacher handed the boy a box-cutter and paper and told him to write an apology in blood.

The teacher left the student, who then cut his finger and began to write an apology using his own blood.

Other teachers in the staff room did not notice what was happening, Dan said.

"To ask a student to write in their own blood is something I just can't imagine," he said.

He said the boy was back in school, and neither he nor his parents had asked to switch teachers. The teacher involved is expected to resume classes in a few days, Dan said.

The incident comes on the heels of an attack in which an 11-year-old girl killed a classmate by slashing her throat with a box cutter, also in southern Japan.

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    after he grew up (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (06.28.2004 8:41:10 PM EST)

    he wrote everything in shit


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    Geez (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.28.2004 5:45:04 AM EST)


    These people become warped at an early age. No wonder they like such weird porn.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    The nuns who taught me (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (06.28.2004 5:28:44 AM EST)

    in grammar school weren't that bad. Just a ruler across the knuckles once in a while.

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