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#170 In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.
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 Jealous Doctor Arrested for Chastity Lock | | By: Unknown | Published: 03/20/2000 | | |  |
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BEIJING (Reuters) - Police in southwestern China have arrested
a doctor for padlocking a woman's vagina to prevent her from
having other lovers, the Beijing Evening News said.
The woman, surnamed Liu, was reported to authorities in the
Sichuan provincial capital of Chengdu this month after
neighbors saw her walking with difficulty, the newspaper said.
Police found the 22-year-old woman had a rusty padlock pierced
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She led the police to Yao Yung, a physician at a local clinic,
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Yao was later found to have drugged and raped the young woman
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ouch
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started by
liljimmy
(03.27.2001 8:49:21 PM EST)
i bet that hurt
oh well at least i got 2nd
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