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Man Busted With Billion Dollar Bills
By: Anonymous
Published: 03/17/2006
LOS ANGELES - The counterfeit money looked good, but there was one flaw. There's no such thing as a one billion dollar bill.
US Customs agents in California said on Tuesday they had found 250 bogus billion dollar bills while investigating a man charged with currency smuggling.
Tekle Zigetta, 45, pleaded guilty to three federal counts of trying to bring cash, phoney bills and a fake $100,000 gold certificate into the United States in January.
Further investigation led agents to a West Hollywood apartment where they found the stash of yellowing and wrinkled one billion dollar bills with an issue date of 1934 and bearing a picture of President Grover Cleveland.
"You would think the $1 billion denomination would be a giveaway that these notes are fake, but some people are still taken in," said James Todak, a secret services agent involved in the probe.
Going to McDonald's and trying to pay for his Happy Meal with a billion-dollar bill.
"I'm sorry, sir, but if you want me to break that you'll have to super-size."
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wow, some people
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