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— Presidential candidate Bill Clinton describing his opponent, George Bush (Quoted in the American Spectator, 10/28/92)
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Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
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 Man Caught in Condom Vending Machine | | By: DirkSteele | Published: 09/29/1999 | | |  |
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I wonder if he ever got laid?
Madrid, Spain (Reuters): A Spanish man's desire for safe
sex turned into an embarrassing ordeal when his hand got stuck
in a condom vending machine for four hours.
After a long night on the town with his girlfriend,
unidentified 23-year-old man put some coins into a condom
machine outside a pharmacy on a popular beach in Cadiz,
southern Spain. When nothing came out, the man pounded
impatiently on the machine, then stuck his hand in the opening
to try to pull the condom package out.
Two of his fingers became caught inside. For the next few
hours he was the brunt of humiliating comments from passers-by
while he and his girlfriend tried unsuccessfully to pry his
hand loose, El Mundo newspaper reported Tuesday.
The couple finally called firemen, who had to detach the
machine from the wall and bring it to the station - with the
man's fingers still inside - before they were able to set him
free sometime after dawn.
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hi
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started by
lalitbhardwaj
(03.27.2001 11:30:18 PM EST)
very cool .....
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I would have
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chrisschick1080
(01.24.2001 2:15:34 PM EST)
I think that anyone would have done that if they were desperate. But I would have found a damn stick or something and broke the glassChristopher James Brewer
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cool..
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AmyPeach
(11.08.2000 9:20:10 AM EST)
this was cool news but would you be able to send a pic to me at my e-mail address of funny senes like this
Amy peach
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The grass is always greener on the other side...
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thebulldawg
(07.27.2000 2:44:42 AM EST)
I reckon the guy should just look on the bright side... 'least he got to finger somethin'... U wanna fuck wit'me? Dont fuck wit'me! Cuz i'm what u'll b so dont fuck wit'me! If u had better sense u'd just step aside from da bad side o'me. Dont fuck wit'da bad side o'me. Stay away from da bad side o'me, dont fuck wit'da bad side...
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