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Anthony Scott Tucker, 37, was arrested and faces possible felony
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taken to the hospital for treatment for broken vertebrae and a
concussion, Sgt. Don Claypool of the San Diego Harbor Police
Department told Reuters.
Tucker hit his customer with the tuna on the boat while they
were counting and sorting the fish, said Claypool.
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Diego supermarket, where he allegedly beat his girlfriend with a
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