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"By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future."—Bush, sharing insights into improving Americans' health and fitness Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
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"I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if theycan help me, and I say,' Have you got anything I'd like?' Then they ask mewhat size I need, and I say, ' Extra medium.'"
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#210 1.3 billion pounds of peanuts are produced in Georgia each year.
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so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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 Man Could Face Dog-sex Charges | | By: sy993588 | Published: 09/07/2009 | | |  |
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Wichita, Kansas - A 43-year-old man faces criminal charges after neighbors told police they saw him having sex with his roommate's dog in south Wichita early Saturday morning.
Witnesses told police they heard the dog barking and yelping shortly before 2 a.m. Saturday in the 2000 block of South Santa Fe.
When they looked to see what was going on, they saw the man with the dog in the backyard of the house across the street.
The dog, a mix of Labrador and German shepherd, belonged to the suspect's roommate, police said.
"The dog did not require any type of medical treatment," said Lt. Troy Livingston of the sex crimes unit.
Investigators are looking into whether there have been similar incidents at the house or involving the suspect elsewhere, Livingston said.
Investigators will present the case to the Sedgwick County District Attorney's Office, which will determine what charges will be filed, Livingston said. | | Type: | Unknown | | Download: | 
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.
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