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"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003
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"If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: 'I'm cheap.'"
— Delta Burke, Actress
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#218 A jackrabbit can travel more than 12 feet in one hop.
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so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
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Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
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 Man Smuggles Dead Father-In-Law on Bus | | By: Anonymous | Published: 05/09/2000 | | |  |
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An English rugby fan dressed his dead father-in-law and tried to smuggle the body back home from Scotland on a tour bus, police said.
The bizarre incident happened last weekend after the two men watched a rugby league final in Edinburgh and then only the son-in-law woke up in their hotel room in Glasgow.
"For reasons known only to himself, he decided to dress the man -- I believe in a shirt and tie and a suit and also a baseball cap -- and he got him onto the bus," a Glasgow police spokeswoman said.
"Apparently, he pulled the cap down over the man's eyes and the rest of the coach were unaware that the man was dead."
Once on the bus, the man phoned his wife to tell her that her 77-year-old father had died, prompting police in England to stop the bus en route and remove the body.
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At least a sheep wasn't involved for once with a story about a Scot. Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Only thirty percent of the famous Maryland blue crabs are actually from Maryland, the rest are from North Carolina and Virginia.
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