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ANDERSON, Ind. (Reuters)
A woman escaped serious
injury after her car was bumped by another
vehicle into
a passing freight train and dragged for more than three miles (5
km) while she telephoned frantically for help,
police said Tuesday.
``Some guy has hit me and I'm being dragged ... by a train. Oh,
please help,'' Amber Scott, 19, screamed into
her cellular phone at an Anderson police dispatcher during the
Monday morning mishap.
Scott could not hear the dispatcher's response but her car was
finally knocked free by a sign post. Scott
climbed from the wrecked car and suffered
only cuts and bruises.
Police said Scott was rear-ended at a foggy intersection and was
dragged for more than three miles (5 km) at
about 30 miles per hour (48 kph) by the Conrail train. The
driver of the vehicle that hit her was ticketed for
driving without insurance.
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Another reason to wear clean underwear
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(09.30.2000 8:34:23 PM EST)
Good thing people have police scanners on. The guy who found her never would of with his scanner off. Way to go dude!
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