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FORT MEYERS, Florida - Several home owners in Florida have recently been the victims of drunk raccoons on the loose. Four households complained about raccoons breaking into their residence and eating bread and drinking beer. Marianne Kinzer said, I´d like to teach them to do laundry. The pesky creatures formerly lived on a 56-acre farm that is currently being constructed. Thus, they have nowhere to go. As Kinzer said, Ever since these animals have nowhere to go, of course, they´re coming into our homes. The neighbors are considering banning together to hire a trapper to catch the animals.
How can you .....
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marvin
(01.05.2002 5:05:49 AM EST)
"formerly live on a farm that is being constructed" ? Time travelling raccoons maybe ?
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