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HEALTH RISK?!?!
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MalachaiRaven
(10.14.2000 11:12:10 PM EST)
That's absurd! Don't you think real life sex is a HEALTH RISK? Seeing as how you can get all kinds of STD's, and did you know that every time a woman has sex her risk for cervical cancer goes up? Hey, I'd rather have these sickos online than on my street!
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