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A Case of Puppy Love

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/02/2000
 
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MOHANPUR, India - I take you, Rover, to be my awfully wedded husband, could have been the words spoken during a wedding ceremony of a young Indian girl and a stray dog. Anju, 4, had a string of bad luck including several serious illnesses, falling in a pond and burning her hand in the kitchen. An astrologer told the girl´s father that the evil effect of Saturn could be countered by marrying the child to a dog. All elements of a traditional Hindu wedding ceremony were practiced, including the girl garlanding the dog as if it were a groom. The Villagers in turn helped the dog put a garland around the bride with its paws. It was not mentioned whether the happy couple would be living with the bride´s parents or in the dog house.

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hi (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.14.2001 12:26:36 PM EST)

hi hoe r u todat happy valantines

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started by sb100
(10.28.2000 1:39:22 PM EST)

AnywY THAT news Suck,
Happy Happy Diwali,

Happy new year to and your family

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hmmm, (0 replies)
started by pleasurevoid
(08.03.2000 1:20:45 PM EST)

I wonder if the consumated....

PleasureVoid I use to wear my wasted life like a crown...

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anything for some publicity, boy, i tell ya. kids these days...

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I've had a few..... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.02.2000 12:59:56 PM EST)

I know I've dated a few dogs in my life....but Jesus! I wonder when she'll have that "happy" litter.

Coming soon... (2 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.02.2000 0:20:52 AM EST)

Look for pictures of the wedding night on Goofball Uncensored!



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