A Cursing Cutie
By: BizarreNews	Published: 09/28/2000
COLUMBIA, South Carolina - Mary Ann and Steven Martin thought they were giving their one-year-old grandson a sweet gift when they bought him a talking Furby doll. The electronic stuffed animal utters the usual Furby phrases like kiss me and me want hug. But according to the Martins, the plush pal turned vulgar and began saying F--- me, using the full four letter word. The manager of the Wal Mart where the Martins bought the toy says he´ll check the language of the rest of the Furby Buddies. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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This is bullshit (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.01.2000 1:43:09 PM EST) This is what happens when you have an over-active imagination. It's saying HUG ME, but probably not very CLEAR AND DISTINCT (like most English speaking people do). It's coming out like HUMRMRMRM ME and the assholes assume the worst and that it's saying FUCK ME. Yeah right. Like that's what they intended it to do. Also, I've seen a furby, and I don't recall it being able to learn new words. Is that true? It's my understanding that it's pre-programmed to give the ILLUSION that it's learning. Meaning, the more you play with it, the more 'intelligent' it becomes.

Funny (0 replies) started by Kokane (09.30.2000 12:25:49 PM EST) Thats a pretty funny story I would have been laughing if I had bought the Furby. Rbx

It says what the kid THINKS! (0 replies) started by Thumper1469 (09.29.2000 9:52:56 AM EST) LMAO! What a load of shit....I bet the kid was mocking what he heard in the womb! ThumperUb6Ib9

Old News (0 replies) started by mamdjk (09.29.2000 0:52:28 AM EST) That's old news. There was a recall on them.

Dope! (0 replies) started by alfspin (09.28.2000 7:04:14 PM EST) I want to buy a cursing furby! Dope! Alf is in Da' House!

Yeah sure... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.28.2000 11:21:30 AM EST) And these parents probably think Jimmy Hendrix is saying "'scuse me while I kiss this guy."

This could be true... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (09.28.2000 11:03:31 AM EST) You can teach these dolls new words. However, since they don't come with batteries I'd be looking at the parents as to what they are saying around their kid. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

People that run out.... (0 replies) started by burlingtony (09.28.2000 10:44:18 AM EST) and buy these Furbies....and beanie babies....and all this junk for their kids.....are F**king them kids up. I think that doll's right. Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

That's great!!!!!!!! (0 replies) started by ranise (09.28.2000 10:08:30 AM EST) I'm laughing to much to type. That's the kind of furby I want to have. Only mine would be holding a can of Budweiser and a bowl fireangel

they are... (0 replies) started by bat (09.28.2000 8:19:51 AM EST) Martians? Like from Mars? Love your country,Question your government.

Where's the rest or the story... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (09.28.2000 2:48:38 AM EST) ...like, what happened when he f---ed it? Take time to stop and smell the panties.

that would be funny (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (09.28.2000 0:21:44 AM EST) why get rid of such a cool fluke? "How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."

an evil little doll (0 replies) started by donut38 (09.28.2000 0:07:52 AM EST) ours tried to burn the house down

I'd actually buy one... (0 replies)   started by rook30505 (09.28.2000 0:02:57 AM EST) if they said shit like that Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

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