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A Heap of Hillbilly Help

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/17/2000
 
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Arkansas - This is for readers around the globe who are a bit short on how Hillbilly folks cure their sick. The Ozark Folk Center Cookbook is filled with great advice like curing a common cold by kissing a mule. Have a hangover? Simply mix up a mess of owl eggs, scramble ´em and eat your heart out.

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VD (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.19.2000 3:57:20 PM EST)

It says to cure Venerial Disease just fuck another little piggy or your sister or cousin and you just pass on the little problem. Stupid shits!

Yee Haww (0 replies)
started by RichardCranium
(06.17.2000 11:04:01 PM EST)

Shees,

Was I first?

Richard Cranium

Is this cure specific? (0 replies)
started by RichardCranium
(06.17.2000 11:02:05 PM EST)

Ok,
Are you supposed to use Spotted Owl or just any old Owl eggs?
Spotted Owl eggs tast a lot like Bald Eagel eggs.
Use a cast iron skillit.

Richard Cranium

The mule thing works... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.17.2000 10:44:25 PM EST)

If you try to kiss one, they'll kick the snot out of you.

;o)

Fuckin Clintons (1 reply)
started by hardball
(06.17.2000 7:18:08 AM EST)

This is Hillarys health care plan.
What else can you expect from a backward ass Hillbilly inbread
commy pinko bitch.

Go big or don't go at all

pinklace (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.17.2000 2:36:29 AM EST)

AND YOU THOUGHT HILLYBILLYS WERE SLOW & STUPID!!

Hello (0 replies)  
started by Hoser
(06.17.2000 0:23:16 AM EST)

I am first. Anonymous Goofball says no one likes me.

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