MOUNTAIN VIEW, Arkansas - This is for readers around the globe who are a bit short on how Hillbilly folks cure their sick. The Ozark Folk Center Cookbook is filled with great advice like curing a common cold by kissing a mule. Have a hangover? Simply mix up a mess of owl eggs, scramble ´em and eat your heart out.
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.19.2000 3:57:20 PM EST)
It says to cure Venerial Disease just fuck another little piggy or your sister or cousin and you just pass on the little problem. Stupid shits!
Is this cure specific?
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RichardCranium
(06.17.2000 11:02:05 PM EST)
Ok,
Are you supposed to use Spotted Owl or just any old Owl eggs?
Spotted Owl eggs tast a lot like Bald Eagel eggs.
Use a cast iron skillit.
Fuckin Clintons
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hardball
(06.17.2000 7:18:08 AM EST)
This is Hillarys health care plan.
What else can you expect from a backward ass Hillbilly inbread
commy pinko bitch.
Go big or don't go at all
pinklace
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.17.2000 2:36:29 AM EST)
AND YOU THOUGHT HILLYBILLYS WERE SLOW & STUPID!!
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Hoser
(06.17.2000 0:23:16 AM EST)
I am first. Anonymous Goofball says no one likes me.
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