"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter." - Advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004
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#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
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Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem? A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, 14 pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
...along with the guy who died stealing a Hotdog and choking to death, is a very old story hear at goofball. I remember sending them to a friend in St. Louis at least two years ago.
The GP Thought for the Day:
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
This must be.....
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tjshere
(01.09.2002 6:13:08 AM EST)
...another one from their archives. I believe this happened at least several years ago. In a perfect world, these thieves would be arrested for fraud and given a lower GI by a guy named Bubba on a regular basis.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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