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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/09/2002
 
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A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, 14 pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.


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sounds like (0 replies)
started by razor696
(01.10.2002 2:52:05 AM EST)

kansas city to me!

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle -PLATO

No compensation (0 replies)
started by marvin
(01.09.2002 3:12:56 PM EST)

they hadn't paid their fares.

Kiss my Ass !

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started by thegrandpatron
(01.09.2002 8:50:17 AM EST)


...along with the guy who died stealing a Hotdog and choking to death, is a very old story hear at goofball. I remember sending them to a friend in St. Louis at least two years ago.

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Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

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started by tjshere
(01.09.2002 6:13:08 AM EST)

...another one from their archives. I believe this happened at least several years ago. In a perfect world, these thieves would be arrested for fraud and given a lower GI by a guy named Bubba on a regular basis.

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