"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on Anniversary of No Child Left Behind Act," Jan. 8, 2003
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Q. Did you hear about the Irish guy who took niagra instead of viagra? A. He couldnt stop pissing for a week.
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...along with the guy who died stealing a Hotdog and choking to death, is a very old story hear at goofball. I remember sending them to a friend in St. Louis at least two years ago.
The GP Thought for the Day:
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
This must be.....
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started by
tjshere
(01.09.2002 6:13:08 AM EST)
...another one from their archives. I believe this happened at least several years ago. In a perfect world, these thieves would be arrested for fraud and given a lower GI by a guy named Bubba on a regular basis.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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