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Animal Offender Has Investigators Saying EWWWE!

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/21/2000
 
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WATERLOO, Iowa - Robert A. Broderson, 45, was found naked and hiding in

a hayloft at the Hawkeye Community College farm with a

ewe tied up in the corner. According to police, the

farm manager examined the ewe and determined it had

been sexually assaulted. It was also mentioned that a

blue nightie was found next to the ewe, but police

refused to comment whether it was for Broderson or the

sheep. Broderson is being held on $75,000 bond on

charges of animal abuse, a misdemeanor punishable by

up to two years in prison, and criminal trespassing, a

misdemeanor carrying a maximum 30-day jail sentence.

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ewe da man! (0 replies)
started by beckdaddy
(02.08.2001 6:45:58 PM EST)

i guess it was the best he could do. pathetic, and to get busted. i agree about the manager and authorities...they seem to have lots of experience.

The weather's here, I wish you were beautiful.

sick basturd (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.02.2001 0:20:57 AM EST)

that sick basturd. what the hell was he thinking. 2 years in prison is like a slap on the wrist. He should be put in a deep dark whole to rot, like the decaying waste of skin he is.

Sheep Dip? (0 replies)
started by tomjh
(11.29.2000 12:25:26 PM EST)

Both of them......

Momma-Momma

whats a ewe? (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.26.2000 9:42:36 PM EST)

i don't know what a ewe is...

The poor thing. (0 replies)
started by epiwsedis
(11.25.2000 5:07:18 AM EST)

If peasants were rich men.. pigs could fly.

FUBAR (0 replies)
started by sharkkmann
(11.22.2000 1:16:34 PM EST)

HE'S A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
MAN........

Iowa (0 replies)
started by Johnd1
(11.21.2000 8:22:53 PM EST)

Where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

Farm manager? (1 reply)
started by spacetrace
(11.21.2000 2:21:41 PM EST)

It seems the Farm Manager was very experienced in these matters..

One man´s edge is another´s horizon. TW 96

HIJUGHEAD (0 replies)
started by Hazer
(11.21.2000 1:30:10 PM EST)

sinner

Hehehe... (0 replies)
started by blahblahblah2
(11.21.2000 1:06:36 PM EST)

Ewe have got to be kidding me..

Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

stupidity in its prime (0 replies)
started by happysmurf13
(11.21.2000 12:45:38 PM EST)

its when i here stuff like this i relise were all screwed lol just think this could be our next president or is it? ::twighlight zone music:::

Ohhhh, I get it (0 replies)
started by BriRedfern
(11.21.2000 12:10:29 PM EST)

THAT'S what happened to TrendKill...

what the?! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.21.2000 3:17:43 AM EST)

i don't understand, what did he do wrong?

Kaptain Aype (0 replies)
started by KaptainAype
(11.21.2000 2:35:17 AM EST)

HA! Thats sad. I dont know if i feel more sorry for the sheep or the man.

-=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!! <^>(0¿o)<^> SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!

Strange. (2 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(11.21.2000 1:25:02 AM EST)


It says the police "determined it had been sexually assaulted".... So, the police in Iowa can recognize when sheep have been boinked, eh?
(Roger should be worried!)

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

SHAME (0 replies)
started by Hazer
(11.21.2000 1:07:33 AM EST)

I'M FROM THE LOO AND I'M PROUD

jeeez (0 replies)
started by brucewolcott
(11.21.2000 0:22:12 AM EST)

speachless lmao

thumbs up :Þ

SHOULD A (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(11.21.2000 0:06:55 AM EST)

PAID THE HOOKER IT WOULD BE CHEAPER AND LESS EMBARASSING

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