DETROIT, MI - A woman suspected of shoplifting was crushed to death on Wednesday when after hiding in a garbage compactor. After being detained by guards at a Value Village store the woman took an unguarded opportunity to run. Officer Glen Woods said. I guess the first place she ran to hide was the compactor, he said. Once she jumped in, she triggered the machine. The compactor starts automatically when it senses a certain weight.
Come in, Threepio!
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spankboy
(06.16.2000 1:35:14 AM EST)
Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level, do you copy? ...Listen to them Artoo, they're dying!
...and now, I shall masturbate.
yo mamma
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barney
(06.13.2000 1:05:23 PM EST)
this should be a yo mamma is so fat joke
barney
Compressed & Filed
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DaBoneDaddy
(06.12.2000 3:25:25 PM EST)
She Should Be Nominated For The Darwin Award.
Seez Nutz Bitch
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.12.2000 12:26:09 PM EST)
I bet it was a stupid nigger.
I BET
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slickster
(06.12.2000 11:07:16 AM EST)
She was black, only they can do something that stupid
slick
HAHAHAHA
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Luckyred
(06.12.2000 7:53:34 AM EST)
Thats fucken cool
YEEEEHAW!
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XorsistXtreme
(06.12.2000 2:04:14 AM EST)
Who in their right minds would steal for value village? Anyone who steals from value village deserves to die in a trash compactor. hehe stupid white trash hicks.
HELLO?!?!?
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Carewser
(06.12.2000 0:55:04 AM EST)
what the FUCK are you talking about Oliver?!?!?!? That's what the article said-a garbage compactor trash compactor/garbage compactor-same thing!
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