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MORGANTOWN, WV. - Of all the things to put in the mail, an animal shelter in Arlington, Virginia recently received a large package containing two 10-foot pythons. The package was mailed from a downtown post office with a fake return address. Apparently no one ever gave the box a good shake, because it was delivered without incident. The snakes are reported in stable condition, and so is the woman who opened the box.
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Funny but not too funny
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Wolfvamp01
(05.29.2001 5:13:07 PM EST)
This was alright....Thank God the snakes were okay....The story could've been better..they could've grab her and tried to smother her or something!
blew up in my face
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KiddShady
(06.03.2000 1:10:00 AM EST)
I once sent a mail bomb to my ex girlfriend but i forgot to buy a stamp so they returned it and it blew my arms off. don't you hate it when that happens?
I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.
har har
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2000 6:54:53 AM EST)
This is very funny
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 6:20:25 AM EST)
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 6:20:16 AM EST)
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2000 9:31:38 PM EST)
the lady who opened it probably has gotten bigger (battery operated) things in the mail
Bye bye some cowards
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.29.2000 5:34:07 PM EST)
Anonymous indeed
Like a snake in the mail.
good old wv
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.29.2000 0:49:35 AM EST)
i live right by morgantown, and i heard about this, i thought it was funny.
WOW
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clcrwb
(05.29.2000 0:37:22 AM EST)
What a slippery situation!!
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