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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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#189 The Sahara Desert stretches father than the distance from California to New York.
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Q: How can you tell a macho women?
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Antigravity in Alabama | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 11/06/2001 | | |  |
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UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA - It takes liquid nitrogen to create the 390-degrees-below-zero atmosphere necessary to float non-metallic objects in mid air. It´s true! Researchers at the University of Alabama have created real antigravity using powerful super-magnets. This could be the start of eventual efforts to allow rockets to run without propellant and power plants to run without fuel. So far they have only managed to float a live tadpole. Scientists involved in the tadpole experiment say the animal was apparently not harmed by the intense magnetism and predict that someday they will be able to float a human, if they can find two things: A powerful enough magnet and a willing subject.
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Get with it guys
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marvin
(11.06.2001 5:50:52 PM EST)
How do you think Women got to this planet in the first place ?
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Seems a "tad" nippy
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nakedcanuck
(11.06.2001 10:17:56 AM EST)
Try to find a willing subject without metal fillings......
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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