"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."--After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
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"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." — Homer Simpson
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#121 The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin.
Yo Mama ...
is so old shes blind from the big bang
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Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
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In England a gang hired a man to drive their getaway car for a series of bank robberies. As the gang came fleeing out of bank with the loot the man panicked and caused the car to stall. It was later revealed that not only did the man not have a driver´s license, he had never operated a vehicle.
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