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Assault With A Carrot?

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/24/2000
 
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DETROIT - An 11-year-old boy has been charged with felonious

assault after he allegedly threw a carrot slice that hit his middle school teacher in the eye. The boy was being held in the Wayne County Juvenile Detention Facility, charged with assault with a dangerous weapon. If convicted, he could face a variety of penalties, including time in a boys training school. The boy was suspended from Murphy Middle School after throwing carrot pieces at classmates, the Detroit Free Press reported. One of the chunks hit teacher Lee Williams in the eye, leaving it red and swollen, police said.


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(02.26.2001 1:57:20 AM EST)

you should always eat your veggies instead of havin a food fight,get real

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started by mrdrape
(02.24.2001 0:08:38 AM EST)



Thatīs just stupid. The teacher didnīteven loose her eye. She just got a red swollen eye. Big deal.

I donīt buy that.

I eat scumm and then I'm done

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