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PEORIA, Illinois - Prisoners can never get a leg up in jail. At least not 21-year old Derrick Echols, who had his false leg confiscated when he assaulted fellow inmate Rick Grant with it.
According to Peoria County Sheriff Chuck Schofield, Echols´s false leg fell off during the struggle so he grabbed it and tried to hit Grant. Because the limb was used as a weapon, the sheriff's office is treating it like a home-made knife or any other instrument that a prisoner might use to harm someone. No new charges have been filed stemming from the courthouse assault, but the matter will be referred to the Peoria County State Attorney´s office for review.
reminds me of the time...
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started by
cspimp
(12.11.2000 10:09:35 PM EST)
...when my grandma beat up some guy with her walker...hahahaha
Kill whitey!!!!!!
Why I oughta...
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started by
howardstern
(12.11.2000 5:55:17 PM EST)
Mess with me and I'll poke out your eye with my wooden penis! (I'd like to challenge this guy to an ass kicking contest)
F Jackie.
Think about it.....
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started by
tshalhoop
(12.11.2000 1:39:30 PM EST)
Was he "hitting" the other guy or "kicking" him?
how...?
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started by
RFCchamps
(12.11.2000 12:51:29 PM EST)
how is he going to get around now. If they give him crutches they could be used as weapons and if they give him a wheelchair that als o could be used as a weapon so what is going to happen?
but..
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.11.2000 10:59:24 AM EST)
If he punched the other guy, why didn't the prison remove his arm?
apparently
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started by
oxbrain
(12.11.2000 3:45:25 AM EST)
he thought the other guy's ass would look better filled with footwear
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
It gives credence...
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started by
latertater
(12.11.2000 1:06:16 AM EST)
to the old saying, "I'm going to take my bad leg off and wear your ass out with it!"
Don't take any wooden nickels!
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started by
donut38
(12.11.2000 0:07:44 AM EST)
AND NOW HE DOSEN`T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON
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