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DALLAS - An argument between two nursing home residents end-ed in fatality when one of the men assaulted the other with a dresser drawer and a cane. According to homicide Sgt. Gary Kirkpatrick Jose Amador, 45, is accused of murdering 54-year-old Elzie Callahan on Saturday in their room at the Profess-ional Care Center in northwest Dallas. Amador is also charged with assaulting a nurse´s aide who went to help Callahan. She was hit over the head with Amador´s cane, but was not seriously injured. Amador was finally subdued and is being held on $150,000 bond at the Lew Sterrett Justice Center.
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.23.2000 12:19:36 PM EST)
http://www.zyworld.com/OliverC
Age please . . .
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.22.2000 6:15:37 PM EST)
These guys are how old and in a nursing home? 45 and 50? The only people in nursing homes at that age are brain fries.
Who cares?
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SublimeLBC
(08.22.2000 4:55:23 PM EST)
He lives in a nursing home, uhhh i think i would rather prefer jail to that-think about it - no guards beating you or taking your money or psychos wheeling at you at unimaginable speeds
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Ahhh..
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blahblahblah2
(08.22.2000 11:25:45 AM EST)
The side effects of Viagra are starting to show..
Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks
45? nursing home?
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NakedCanuck
(08.22.2000 10:53:49 AM EST)
Damn. I'd be cranky too if I was forced into a nursing home before I was 80!
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Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Life in prison - life in a nursing home. I guess I'd have to taste the food to decide...
If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would be a great idea!
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memnoch
(08.22.2000 0:46:39 AM EST)
haha.. old people suck
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