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A GRIEVING Australian widow has had her husband´s ashes injected into her breast implants, a British newspaper has reported. Sydney woman Sandi Canesco, 26, took the bizarre step after her husband Dustin was killed in a car accident, the tabloid the Daily Star reported. It dawned on me that if I carried Dustin´s cremated remains in my breast implants, I´d never really have to part with him at all, the paper quoted Canesco as saying, under the headline Dust to bust. [From News.com.au]
I don't know about anyone else started by
bettybimbo
(11.09.2001 4:02:43 AM EST)
but it sounds sort of morbid to me. I wouldn't want my dead husbands ashes injected into my breasts. But then mine arent implants either ;)
.....then I could come over and ask, "Can Dustin come out and play?"
Hey Betty by
tjshere
(11.10.2001 11:40:08 AM EST)
We have a rule around here; if you're gonna make a statement like that about your boobs, you have to back it up with photographic evidence. ;^)
Never fear.....TJ's here!
wellwaddayaknow by
bettybimbo
(11.15.2001 1:37:05 AM EST)
I clicked on my goofball and I discover there are these strange men (at least I think you are all men) making replies to little ole me :)
This is pretty cool huh?
As for the rule, I guess maybe I shouldn't make any more comments about my anatomy. I'm far too shy to back them up!
NOT!! to the shy that is, but I really don't see myself providing photographic evidence :)
maybe by
bettybimbo
(11.22.2001 4:20:08 AM EST)
You could be for all I know :o)
really I was talking in general, your strangers to me.
I hope you buy that too ;o)
OK Betty by
tjshere
(11.18.2001 7:29:43 PM EST)
We'll let you slide on the boob pictures if you promise to come around here and join us more often. Deal?
Oh, btw, you are right on both counts. The Patron and I are men and we are strange. Hehehe.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
I knew it! by
bettybimbo
(11.22.2001 4:24:43 AM EST)
But I think we all must be a little strange if we like this stuff :)
You have a deal, somewhat.
I'll spend more time here when I get the chance to be online.
Will that work?
That will work by
tjshere
(11.22.2001 10:55:59 AM EST)
A part-time playmate beats no playmate at all. Thanks, Betty.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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