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"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
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is so slutty she is known as Homecoming Disease
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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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 Australian Man Busted by His Wife | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 11/09/2001 | | |  |
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A GRIEVING Australian widow has had her husband´s ashes injected into her breast implants, a British newspaper has reported. Sydney woman Sandi Canesco, 26, took the bizarre step after her husband Dustin was killed in a car accident, the tabloid the Daily Star reported. It dawned on me that if I carried Dustin´s cremated remains in my breast implants, I´d never really have to part with him at all, the paper quoted Canesco as saying, under the headline Dust to bust. [From News.com.au]
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I'd never date a phsyco like that.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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Animals are not all color-blind. Many species, including dogs, horses and sheep, can distinguish some colors, while the primates, especially chimpanzees and rhesus monkeys, have color vision equal to that of humans.
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