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is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
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A GRIEVING Australian widow has had her husband´s ashes injected into her breast implants, a British newspaper has reported. Sydney woman Sandi Canesco, 26, took the bizarre step after her husband Dustin was killed in a car accident, the tabloid the Daily Star reported. It dawned on me that if I carried Dustin´s cremated remains in my breast implants, I´d never really have to part with him at all, the paper quoted Canesco as saying, under the headline Dust to bust. [From News.com.au]
how would you like to fondle and suck on them puppies all night only to find out later that her husband was in there. You could have sucked his pecker or the remains thereof.
how would you like to fondle and suck on them puppies all night only to find out later that her husband was in there. You could have sucked his pecker or the remains thereof.
LMAO
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