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MOUNTAIN HOME, Arkansas - I guess you could say Frank Wallis luck has changed. After just completing personal bankruptcy he stumbled onto a financial windfall. Wallis bought four rolls of Sacagawea $1 gold coins. After examining the coins he found that one of them was misprinted. The face of George Washington was engraved into one side of a coin. The error could be worth up to $100,000.
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well
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thefox
(07.23.2000 1:20:43 PM EST)
100,000 aint what it use to be 100k you only by you a 180 old chevy pick ups
damn
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zephyr
(07.20.2000 8:26:25 PM EST)
lucky bastard
WOOHOO!!!
Menawhile...
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OliverClozoff
(07.20.2000 12:11:20 PM EST)
...his creditors get screwed like they were his cousins!
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Arkansas?!
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.20.2000 8:57:34 AM EST)
That'll buy a new trailer AND a tank of propane!
figures
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bat
(07.20.2000 8:10:07 AM EST)
fuckin loser, he'll be broke in a month.
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First
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Thoner
(07.20.2000 1:55:33 AM EST)
Hey first sweet.
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