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Beaver College Tired Of The Abuse

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/22/2000
 
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GLENSIDE, Pa. - It´s bad enough that the students at Beaver Women´s College get ribbed about their school´s name, but it has gone too far when public figures like Letterman and Stern start taking pot shots. Now internet watchdog programs are censoring any web sites using the word beaver keeping high school graduates from finding out about the school. Beaver president Bette Landman has had enough. She wants the school name changed to something less controversial. But some alumni and administrators are proud of their Beaver, and want to keep it just the way it is. The controversy still rages and no new name has yet been adopted.


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Beaver College Tired Of The Abuse
By: BizarreNews Published: 05/22/2000




GLENSIDE, Pa. - It´s bad enough that the students at Beaver Women´s College get ribbed about their school´s name, but it has gone too far when public figures like Letterman and Stern start taking pot shots. Now internet watchdog programs are censoring any web sites using the word beaver keeping high school graduates from finding out about the school. Beaver president Bette Landman has had enough. She wants the school name changed to something less controversial. But some alumni and administrators are proud of their Beaver, and want to keep it just the way it is. The controversy still rages and no new name has yet been adopted.










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Title: coops the penis tucker
By: Anonymous Goofball
Date: 09.28.2000 10:04 AM EST

once upon a time there was a young lad named coops... he decided that as he could never pick up, that he would become a penis tucker. posing, as a lesbian, he figured that he could meet more women this way...then, as he got them into bed he would 'untuck' the penis, as it were and bone them senseless. however, coops was just as ugly as a female and therefore could not pick up. ohhhh, poor coops.

...and that is the end of my story.




coops the penis tucker (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.28.2000 2:04:05 AM EST)

once upon a time there was a young lad named coops... he decided that as he could never pick up, that he would become a penis tucker. posing, as a lesbian, he figured that he could meet more women this way...then, as he got them into bed he would 'untuck' the penis, as it were and bone them senseless. however, coops was just as ugly as a female and therefore could not pick up. ohhhh, poor coops.

...and that is the end of my story.


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started by conroy
(06.23.2000 4:09:37 PM EST)

We had a similar problem where I went to college, Giant Schlong University.

number 1 (2 replies)  
started by BigPimpin
(05.24.2000 6:46:21 PM EST)

ha ha beaver they have beavers and they go to a school named beaver its pricless

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