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Belligerent Brides Storm Troop Local Retailer

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/30/2000
 
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LOS ANGELES - Bridal shops take heed; Hell hath no fury like an angry bride-to-be. When one unfortunate Fernando alley store was rumored to be closing, angry brides lined up at the doors to rescue their dresses. Some were so frustrated that they actually broke the doors in. Owner Bruce Anderson tried to diffuse the crowd by stating that he was experiencing an employee shortage; not closing the store. This whole thing is a big misunderstanding, he said. The now, blushing brides sheepishly retreated from the premises satisfied that their dresses were safe.


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what? (0 replies)
started by DawggyStyle
(07.07.2000 6:21:47 PM EST)

who gives a fuck

DawggyStyle

I hate bitches (0 replies)
started by KiddShady
(06.03.2000 1:05:25 AM EST)

Bunch of dirty whores!

I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

Liz11 (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2000 11:43:13 AM EST)

Liz McDonald once wanted to get married, but she ended up eating her wedding dress before the ceremony. It's probably because she's a glutton.

Great (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2000 6:47:12 AM EST)

This si vory gut

i agree (0 replies)
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(05.31.2000 5:16:56 PM EST)

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(05.31.2000 5:16:32 PM EST)

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Life sucks (0 replies)
started by Tommyland
(05.31.2000 0:57:35 AM EST)

Sister had her wedding dress store burn down several weeks prior to her wedding. Shit happens

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duh!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2000 9:26:13 PM EST)

valley, fernando valley

I wouldn't mess with ... (0 replies)
started by JSkills
(05.30.2000 3:29:35 PM EST)

I wouldn't mess with any woman who didn't have her wedding dress yet.


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oookay.... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(05.30.2000 10:45:35 AM EST)

I get this when I look at all the brides I've known. They have been planning their wedding all their life and when you threaten even a tiny portion.... whoa, watch out!

The Naked Canuck "I Am. Canadian!"

First, bust his head in... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(05.30.2000 1:26:58 AM EST)

...THEN listen to what he has to say. I'm sure glad I'M not marrying any of those bitches. They're gonna make a bunch of poor bastards pretty fuckin' miserable.

;o)

IN AN ALLEY? (0 replies)  
started by labialips
(05.30.2000 0:27:25 AM EST)

IF THE STORE WAS LOCATED IN AN ALLEY THEN MAYBE THE BRIDES WERE SKEPTICAL TO START WITH.

labia lips

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