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DENVER, Colorado - Angry wife Della Drimland has filed for divorce after finding out her husband of seven years had been faking being deaf and dumb. In recently filed court papers, husband Bill had admitted to the ruse to escape incessant nagging from his wife. He figured she would stop her nagging once he turned deaf.
BAD PMS??
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hahafunnyhaha
(07.20.2000 8:08:29 AM EST)
maybe he was bad in bed and thats why she was nagging all the time, this is a lesson to all guys out there... just get your act together and you wouldnt need to go deaf
Im laughing
so
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barney
(07.20.2000 1:41:02 AM EST)
and your point is?
barney
Why seven years?
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started by
OliverClozoff
(07.19.2000 4:16:20 PM EST)
If she was that bad, he could have dumped her long ago. There must have been some reason he kept her around. Maybe she gave good head,
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smart man
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started by
Nickdogg
(07.19.2000 8:04:03 AM EST)
smart man
what i think i am goin deaf
good idea
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started by
bat
(07.19.2000 8:02:01 AM EST)
Looks like either way he'll be better off.
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first
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aaaa
(07.19.2000 0:08:19 AM EST)
smart guy
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