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KILETER, England - The time was way back in the 1920´s and Albert Muldoon was standing up as the best man at his friend´s wedding. But unfortunately for all involved, Muldoon stood at the wrong side of the groom and the Minister mistook him for the groom himself and married him to the bride. The actual groom was so nervous he could not even say, I do and Muldoon answered for him, furthering the comedic marriage. The marriage was annulled 24 hours later.
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I wonder
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sted5
(05.05.2001 1:49:10 AM EST)
If the best man got to be the groom that night.
okaaaayyy
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.05.2001 1:10:44 AM EST)
that truley was stupid news
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