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SYDNEY, Australia - The North Shore Times News crime column reported that a man walked into Brookvale McDonalds at 8:50AM, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because she said she couldn´t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered a Big Mac, the clerk said they weren´t available until 10:30am as only the breakfast menu was on offer. Frustrated, the man walked away.
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Moron
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krytical13
(05.17.2001 1:50:36 PM EST)
Why do you always here stories of this happening to robbers? The people who rob fast food places are fucking morons or this story is just one more part of an urban legend that keeps going around
Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2000 3:39:47 PM EST)
what a dumbass, alomost as dumb as you fags worrying about who's first on the stupid message board
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