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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/19/2001
 
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A housewife, distraught over her husband´s unfaithfulness, decided to throw herself out of the window of their third floor apartment. She didn´t realize her husband was walking beneath. She survived, he did not.


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Softening the blow (0 replies)
started by jegjag
(10.30.2003 8:32:13 PM EST)

You could say he eased her pain and will not be a repeat offender.

that has to be (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(12.20.2001 9:27:30 AM EST)

the first time that has ever happened......

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

The Lord... (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(12.19.2001 9:59:04 AM EST)


...works in mysterious ways.

Wow (2 replies)
started by tjshere
(12.19.2001 3:27:43 AM EST)

I guess you could say she gave him killer head.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

Not quite two birds with one stone (0 replies)  
started by nakedcanuck
(12.19.2001 0:16:56 AM EST)


HouseWIFE: not HouseFLY.

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