"See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction." —So W., does this mean the U.S. is not a free nation?... Source: The Chicago Sun-Times, Oct. 13, 2003
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feet are is so big her shoes have to have license plates!
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A housewife, distraught over her husband´s unfaithfulness, decided to throw herself out of the window of their third floor apartment. She didn´t realize her husband was walking beneath. She survived, he did not.
Softening the blow started by
jegjag
(10.30.2003 8:32:13 PM EST)
You could say he eased her pain and will not be a repeat offender.
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